Okay first things first, you came here because you were recruited into DrunkenFist. Good work on being a chill and generally relaxed guy, seriously, I mean that. Now, you need to two things.
Make an account named after your primary character. If this changes at some point it's fine.
Then, once you've done that apply for the Membergroup "guild members". If I cannot recognize your account name without looking at the guild list, barring some kind of sudden impact of illiteracy to my person, you aren't getting in. Feel free to make a new account and try again.
If you aren't accepted within a day/want to get in asap, tell me in guild chat and I'll take care of it. Thanks for your interest in the guild! I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay.